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"bisexuals are just being greedy"
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.
WAIT I THOUGHT NICOLE WAS YOU AND THIS WAS ALL AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
dude if I was nicole I’d be too busy touchin my own butt all the time to run a tumbl
well at least you have cool antlers irl
overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
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